Weird Al Yankovich - Taco grande

Izvajalec besedila pesmi je Weird Al Yankovich.

Parody of Rico Suave
by G. Mejia/C. Warren
Taco... Grande Taco... Grande
Yo quira chimichagas y chile colorado
Yo tengo et dinero para un steak picado
Las flautas y tamales, siempre, muy bueno,
Y et chile relleno.
You see, I just gotta have a tostada, carne asada,
That's right I want to whole enchalada,
My only addiction has to do with a flour tortia,
I need a quesadilla.
I love to stuff my face with almonds al carbon,
With my friends or when I'm all alone,
Yo tengo mucho hambre y ahora lo quiero,
Un burrito ranchero.
So give me something spicy nd hot now,
Break out the menu what you got now?
Oh would you tell the waiter I'de like to have sour cream on the side?
You better make sure the beans are re-fried.
Taco... Grande Taco... Grande
Well theres not a taco big enough for a man like me,
Thats why I order 2 or 3,
Let me give you a tip, just try a nacho chip,
Its really good bean dip.
I eat unos, dos, tres, quatro burritos,
pretty soon I can't fit in my speedo's,
Well I hope they feed us lots of chicken fahitas,
and a pitcher of margaritas.
Well the combination plate is filled with beans and rice,
The taquiotos here are very nice
Now I'm down on my knees I need some extra potatoes and cheese,
And could you make that seperate checks please
Taco... Grande Taco... Grande
Well the food is coming I can hardly wait,
Now watch your fingers careful hot plate,
What do you think your doing with my chile con quesso?
If you want some just say so.
Oh Boy. Pico de Gallo!
They sure don't make it like this in Ohio,
No gracias, yo querio jalapenos nada mas,
You can toss away the hot sauce,
Donde estan los nachos? Holy friholie!
You better get me a bowl of guacamole
Y usted? Eugene, Why's you face tuning green?
Don't you like pinto bean?
You want some more cinnamon crispas,
If you don't hasta la vista,
Just take the rest home in a doggy bag if ya wanna,
You can finish it manana.
Well it's been a pleasure I can eat no more,
Senor la cuenta pr favor,
If you aint ever a real mexican cooking well you otta,
Just don't drink the water.
Taco... Grande Taco... Grande
Taco... Grande Taco... Grande

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