Weird Al Yankovich - I can't watch this

Izvajalec besedila pesmi je Weird Al Yankovich.

Parody of U Can't Touch This
by James/Miller/Hammer
I can't watch this, I can't watch this,
I can't watch this, I can't watch this,
My my my my TV makes me, so bored,
Makes me say, oh my lord.
What is this garbage here?
Want to cover my eyes and plug my ears,
It sucks, and thats no lie,
It's about as much fun as watching paint dry,
Lowers my, IQ one notch, and thats the reason why (Uh!) I can't watch.
I told you homeboy, I can't watch this,
Yeah nothing but trash and ya know,
I can't watch this,
Poke out my eyes man, I can't watch this,
Yeah give me that remote control...I can't watch this,
Talkin bout, sick shows,
Like America's funniest home videos,
I can't, believe my eyes,
When I see the kinda stuff that wins first prize,
Somebody's, poor old mom,
Falls down off the roof lands right on the lawn,
Face first, on a rake,
I hear they got it on the seventeenth take,
That's funny, as a kick in the crotch,
And thats the kinda show (uh!) I can't watch.
Yo I told you... I can't watch this,
Change the channel now man, I can't watch this,
Yo pass the TV guide sucker...I can't watch this.
Crosby show, and Roseanne,
Think I've taken bout as much as I can,
Judge Woppner, Oh my,
You gotta be rainman to like this guy,
Thirty-Something, Is allright,
If you like hearing yuppies whining all night,
Can't stand, Twin peaks,
I wish they'd linch those dognut eating freaks,
Those Siskel, and Eibert bums,
Otta go and just sit on there thumbs.
That's word because you know, I can't watch this..
I can't watch this, break it down!
(Spoken by various commercial advertising voices)_
Here's how to order-money back guarantee-removes
tough stains fast-it tastes more like fresh peanuts
-They keep going and going-don't hate me because I'm
beautifull-could be dandruff-our prices are innnnsane!
Stop! Prime-time
I'm pretty sure, I'll be sick,
If I have to watch another stupid pet trick,
And that guy, with the real flat hair,
That goes, Woof woof woof and waves his fist in the air,
And those wierd, talk shows,
About transvestite nazi eskimoos,
They're rude, crude and vial,
Just for a sec lets flip down the dial,
Flip flip flip, Ewwwww, I can't watch this.
Look man, I can't watch this,
I can't take this torture no more, I can't...
I can't watch this,
Pay the bills, station break,
Break it down!
Operators are standing by-cubic zurconium necklace-
Your soaking in it and-our swimsuit issue-when you've
Got a headache this big-read the book-this is your brain on
Drugs-Ive fallen and I can't get up
Stop! Cable time!
HBO and playboy, showtime and MTV,
I might like it more after my labotamy,
Now why did I ever, Pay for this junk?
I hooked up eighty channels, and each one stunk,
Just mindless blood and guts, and mindless T & A,
It's aweful, it's putrid, it's crumby, it's stupid,
Gonna throw my set away, can't watch this.
I Can't watch this, I can't watch this,
I can't watch this, yeah, I can't watch this,
To hip, can't watch this, Get me outta here,
I can't watch this.

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