Eminem - My Dad's Gone Crazy

Izvajalec besedila pesmi je Eminem.

Intro:

*Tuning Tv*

*Eminem Snortin Crack


Tv Presenter:

Hello boys and girls

Today we're gonna talk about father and daughter relationships

Do you have a daddy?

I'll bet you do


*Door opens*

who's your daddy?


Hailie:

Daddy, what're you doing?


Beat starts


Eminem:

Haha


Eminem & Hailie:

Ok then! everybody, listen up!


Eminem:

I'm goin to hell, who's comin' with me?


Hailie:

Somebody, please help him!

*giggle*

i think my dad gone crazy!


Verse #1:

There's no mountain i can't climb

There's no tower too high,

No plane that i can't learn how to fly

What do i gotta do to get through to you, show you

There ain't nothing i can't take this chainsaw to

*Hailey Makes Chainsaw Sound*

Fuckin' brains brawn, and brass balls

I cut 'em off, then got 'em pickled and bronzed in a glass jar

Inside of a hall, with my framed autograph,

Sunglasses with elton john's name, on my drag wall

I'm out the closet, i been lying my ass off

All this time, me and dre been fucking with hats off


Dr Dre:

Suck it marshall


Eminem:

Tell laura and her husband to back off

Before i push this motherfucking button and blast off

And launch one of these russians, and that's all

*Hailie Makes Explosion Sound*

Blow every fucking thing, except afghanistan on the map, off

We wanna stop, we wanna knock the crap off

*Knocking*

Haley, tell 'em baby


Haley:

My dad's lost it


Chorus:

Eminem:

There's really nothin' else to say ha, i can't explain it


Hailie:

I think my dad gone crazy!


Eminem:

A little help from hailie jade won't ya tell em', maybe

Hailie:

I think my dad gone crazy!


Eminem:

Theres nothing you could do or say that could ever change me


Hailie:

I think my dad gone crazy!


Eminem:

There's noone on earth that can save me, not even halie


Hailie:

I think my dad gone crazy!


Verse 2:

It's like my mother always told me

*Eminem Impersinates His Mom*

Rnrnrnrnrnrrrr, n codeine n goddamit, you little motherfucker

If you aint got nothin' nice to say then don't say nothin'

Er..

Fuck that shit, bitch, eat a motherfuckin' dick

Chew on a prick, and lick a million motherfuckin' cocks per second

I'd rather put out a motherfucking gospel record

I'd rather be a pussy-whipped bitch, eat pussy

And have pussy-lips glued to my face with a clit-ring in my nose

Then quit bringin my flos, quit giving me my ammo

Can't you see why i'm so mean? if y'all leave me alone, this wouldn't be my M.O.

I wouldn't have to go eenie meenie minie mo

Catch a homo by his toe, man i don't know no more

Am i the only fuckin one who's normal any more?


Hailey:

Dad


Chorus


Verse #3:

My songs can make you cry, take you by surprise

And at the same time, make you dry your eyes with the same rhyme

So what you're seeing is a genius at work

Which to me isn't work, so it's easy to misinterpret it at first,

Cuz when i speak, it's tongue in cheek

I'd yank my fuckin teeth before id ever bite my tongue

I'd slice my gums, get struck by fuckin' lightning twice at once

And die and come back as vanilla ice's son

And walk around the rest of my life spit on

And kicked and hit with shit, every time i sung

Like r kelly as soon as bump n' grind comes on

More pain inside o' my brain, in the eyes of a little girl inside of a plane

Aimed at the world trade, standin' on ronny's grave,

Screaming at the sky, the clouds gather its clyde mathers and bonnie jade

And that's pretty much the gist of it

Parents are pissed, but the kids love it

Nine millimeter, heaters stashed in two-seaters with meat cleavers

I don't blame you, i wouldn't let hailie listen to me neither


Chorus


Outro:

Eminem:

Crazy


Hailie:

*laughs*

You're funny daddy!

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